News of the Weird 2.0

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Man accused of murder wants to show his penis to the jury. LMAO

https://www.local10.com/news/crime/margate-man-on-trial-for-girlfriends-choking-death-wants-to-show-penis-to-jury

Even bears are afraid of clowns.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/creepy-clown-doll-scares-away-bear_us_5916f066e4b0fe039b34ee8b?section=us_weird-news

Stuck train passengers order out for pizza.

http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/pizza-delivery-man-takes-pie-stalled-amtrak-train-47420322

Calico696 Calico696
May '17

I should totally try the creepy clown technique!! Damn bears in my garbage! I should hang one on my chicken coop too! My kids may never go in the back yard again and they may have nightmares and possibly require counseling but at least my chickens will be safe! :-)

Jesse134 Jesse134
May '17

I wonder if the judge will put a gag order on jury

The Man The Man
May '17

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sean-corbett-colander-drivers-license_us_59317a04e4b02478cb9ac959

No idea if this guy is actually worried about religious freedom. Just really, really love his driver's license photo.

Rebecka Rebecka
Jun '17

I can't tell if this is real or not...

http://www.sundayregister.com/nude-sunbather-singapore-beach-injured-crab-mistakes-vagina-oyster/

jrsemom jrsemom
Jun '17

So? She had crabs. Get a shot, or is it a lotion?

Roywhite Roywhite
Jun '17

Lol, you don't want crabs down there for sure!

maja2 maja2
Jun '17

OMG! LMAO! I love news of the weird!!!

Calico696 Calico696
Jun '17

A beetle hold a marker and writes... or is he drawing?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/spike-stag-beetle-art_us_59614da9e4b0d5b458eade4b

(And these are these "popular pets" in Japan?!)

Rebecka Rebecka
Jul '17

Quite possibly the greatest headline ever:

"Woman On Tinder Date Gets Stuck In Window Trying To Retrieve Her Own Poop"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/liam-smyth-toilet-date-tinder_us_59aefdeee4b0b5e53101a36b

ianimal ianimal
Sep '17

Huffington Post IS news of the weird.

DannyC DannyC
Sep '17

That's a good one. Very funny.

Strangerdanger Strangerdanger
Sep '17

Great picture of her too!!

happiest girl
Sep '17

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2017/09/cops_say_road-raged_man_spray_painted_male_genetal.html#incart_river_index

Nothing like resorting to acting like a 10 year old boy when road raging! LOL


OMG Greg! That's hysterical. LMAO

Calico696 Calico696
Sep '17

That's a hard on(e) to top :>) Was best good news story of the day until he tried to spray paint the driver ---- had to ruin a good time. Defacing is pretty bad but it's not violent (until you try to do it to a person)

My sister likes to put decorative magnetic covers over her mail box. She had a fall one up that suddenly disappeared, being replaced by a St. Pat's version. She was livid, creating conspiracy theories about her neighbors, road rage stories, theft and the like. I said, come on, must be a joke. If they replaced it, can't be simple vandalism or theft. She kept on..... Her daughter and friend fessed up later that night :>)

strangerdanger strangerdanger
Sep '17

An International mystery... how in the world did this happen?

http://www.apnewsarchive.com/2017/New-details-The-Associated-Press-has-learned-about-a-string-of-so-called-health-attacks-on-American-diplomats-in-Cuba-indicate-the-bizarre-incidents-were-narrowly-confined-within-specifi/id-697536f065e6470eaa5ccfc35061e7ce

Rebecka Rebecka
Sep '17

Came across that in the non-msm a while back Rebecka. Odd for sure, strange if the assumptions are true.

justintime justintime
Sep '17

Nostril hair extensions?

http://www.viralthread.com/nostril-hair-extensions-are-the-latest-beauty-trend-and-people-are-confused/?utm_source=bump&utm_medium=affiliate

Calico696 Calico696
Oct '17

Pulling a Peewee Herman in the middle of the mall.

http://nj1015.com/naked-masturbating-man-punches-quaker-bridge-mall-guard-cops-say/

Calico696 Calico696
Oct '17

Calico696

If you look at the more lewd NJ stories links below that, it seems as though there are a number of Harvey Weinstein wannabes. They're just lacking his money, fame and power.

Phil D. Phil D.
Oct '17

this 128 year old man claims he is Hitler.

https://www.google.com/amp/talkradio.co.uk/news/128-year-old-man-argentina-claims-hes-adolf-hitler-17070515905%3famp


http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/10/27/wisconsin-man-gets-locked-in-beer-cooler-starts-drinking.html

What do expect the poor guy to do! LOL


Greg - With an entire walk-in cooler at his disposal, one thing he could have done would be to have more taste than some Four Loko and a large Icehouse. ;-)


No kidding GC. Only 4 drinks in 6 hours? I wonder which alcohol content is allowed for Four Loko in WI.....

Calico696 Calico696
Oct '17

Perhaps the ramen is better than the name of the place. I did get a chuckle though.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/white-owners-asian-fusion-restaurant_us_5a0dab50e4b0b17e5e1479a9


https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/dec/15/sex-between-snow-monkeys-and-sika-deer-may-be-new-behavioural-tradition

I’m just gonna leave this here

Skippy Skippy
Dec '17

Not that theres anything wrong with that.

Roywhite Roywhite
Dec '17

Only ok in California

Skippy Skippy
Dec '17

... and the entire Mississippi River drainage basin.

ianimal ianimal
Dec '17

Re: News of the Weird 2.0

Not particularly news, but huh? Mystery flavor Oreos. It seems if you identify the mystery flavor you can enter to win a $50,000 prize. I read the ingredients for clues with no luck. One needs a chemical engineering background to decipher the stuff those yummy sumbitches are made of.

And boy do the jokes write themselves with this one! LOL


Greg, They revealed the mystery flavor. It's Fruty Pebbles cereal. Who would have thought? Wonder who guessed correctly and won the money...

Sunburst Sunburst
Dec '17

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/02/20/burger-king-restaurant-aired-raunchy-sex-scene-on-dining-room-tv-says-family.html

Burger King airs porn in one of its restaurants....

The jokes write themselves here folks. Whopper....Jr. Whopper, small fry, etc Too easy.


You don't want to know what's in the "special sauce".

Mark Mc. Mark Mc.
Feb '18

The best quote from the article:

“There was another couple in there, and the guy was watching it,” the woman claimed. “And his wife yelled at him, ‘You’re a nasty horndog’.”

LMAO

Calico696 Calico696
Feb '18

Calico, I liked that quote the best, too.

Courtney
Feb '18

A dude riding his ATV butt naked whilst the police follow him.

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article202093489.html


CBGB - They don't call it the Show Me state for nothing. LOL

Calico696 Calico696
Feb '18

wacko isn't he - what a story

4catmom 4catmom
May '18

Can't make that sh*t up. LOL

Calico696 Calico696
May '18

This is why I love NJ. We have the best news stories.

Rebecka Rebecka
May '18

the telling gets better: http://www.nj.com/education/2018/05/njs_mystery_pooping_scandal_we_have_so_many_unansw.html?ath=63b4371e200ffc50099a99f922de8548#cmpid=nsltr_herostrybutton_single

4catmom 4catmom
May '18

Stop. Please stop. It hurts to laugh. The reporter must have been typing with tears rolling down his cheeks.

Rebecka Rebecka
May '18

One more NJ School Superintendent with a crappy track record...

ianimal ianimal
May '18

Good one ianimal!

Calico696 Calico696
May '18

I think the guy who can tell the difference between large dog poop and man poop can be superintendent :-o

Maja2 Maja2
May '18

many Depends moments in the forum

4catmom 4catmom
May '18

Pooperintendent! LMAO

Calico696 Calico696
May '18

Unbelievable! Sit-ups as punishment?

A 16-year-old Indian girl was raped — then burned to death by her attackers when her family sought justice, according to reports. Bhuiyan took her for a motorcycle ride along with his cousin, Sudhir Bhuiyan. She was allegedly raped in a wooded area and then brought back to the wedding about an hour later.

The council on Friday ordered Bhuiyan’s family to pay a fine of 50,000 rupees, or about $750, and apologize to the girl’s family. The accused men were also told to do 100 sit-ups each. The ruling led to a fistfight. In the meantime, an enraged Dhanu Bhuiyan allegedly went to the girl’s house, beat her up, poured gasoline on her and lit her on fire.

https://nypost.com/2018/05/05/16-year-old-girls-rapist-burns-her-to-death-after-she-sought-justice/

Mr. Resident Mr. Resident
May '18

Mr. Resident - I subscribe to Indian newspapers and follow Indian news heavily. Not sure why The Post picked up on this particular article, but it is totally typical Indian news.

Want to have both good belly laughs and a good cry at the same time? Just pick up any random Indian newspaper on any any given day. The whole entire paper could be filed under News of the Weird to us Americans. There be some crazy stuff happening on the Indian subcontinent.

Rebecka Rebecka
May '18

Oh my.

It appears some of those in the Mountainside police department may have been having a bit too much "fun" at headquarters.

http://www.nj.com/union/index.ssf/2018/05/mountainside_police_officers_file_lawsuit.html

Rebecka Rebecka
May '18

The Mountainside police department is the highest paid in the Union County. Party Time

Old Gent Old Gent
May '18

Well from the looks of it, some of the officers will be kissing their nice salaries and pensions good-bye!

Rebecka Rebecka
May '18

Just foul, chick takes a dump and flings it at employee.

https://inappropriatemoms.com/tim-hortons-woman-video/

Calico696 Calico696
May '18

As per that website:

"According to Canadian Mounted Police–the woman was “briefly detained” after the police were called. She is set to appear in court to see whether or not she will face charges."

Wow, isn't that special. She should definitely be confined & sent for mental evaluation.

Phil D. Phil D.
May '18

"She should definitely be confined & sent for mental evaluation."

You can say that again. Insane.

Calico696 Calico696
May '18

Holy plot twists and weirdness. If you haven't read the international news today, google Babchenko. If this news story isn't turned into a blockbuster movie, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

Rebecka Rebecka
May '18

Not exactly weird but in the are you blanking kidding me category.

In Denver children were forced to shut down their lemonade stand where the proceeds were to benefit a nonprofit child-advocacy ministry that supports children in poverty. It was great to see Heinz step up and will cover the costs of fines for any child in the same situation..Boy, I would love to meet the vendor who made the complaint about being undercut in price by the kids. What a crumb to say the least.

Kudos to Heinz!

https://www.foxbusiness.com/features/kraft-heinz-steps-in-to-end-kid-lemonade-crackdowns


That’s great

Skippy Skippy
Jun '18

SMH, talk about there being grinches in this world. Hooray for Heinz

Calico696 Calico696
Jun '18

Yikes! Woman kills rabid fox with bare hands!

Hubby plans to stay on good behavior. LOL

https://www.nj.com/salem/index.ssf/2018/07/cornered_and_wounded_woman_grabs_kills_rabid_fox_t.html


Wow! Hell of a story. Good for her that she was able to keep a cool mind under pressure and did what she needed to do.

Calico696 Calico696
Jul '18

I agree. It is impressive for sure.


https://www.wsj.com/articles/airplane-noise-complaints-are-skyrocketing-i-start-pushing-that-button-at-6-33-a-m-1535121271


I feel bad for this woman but is she living in the Warner Bros world?

http://newjersey.news12.com/story/39046447/authorities-woman-mistakes-dynamite-for-candle-during-power-outage

jrsemom jrsemom
Sep '18

And she just had random sticks of dynamite laying around????

Calico696 Calico696
Sep '18

Right? Who does that?

jrsemom jrsemom
Sep '18

"And she just had random sticks of dynamite laying around????"

It doesn't take much effort to read the news article.

It was left in the basement by previous owners and mistaken by the woman to be a candle.

happiest girl
Sep '18

"And she just had random sticks of dynamite laying around????"

"Right? Who does that?"


Agreed. they at least have to be in the knick knack drawer.


Sober, I can tell a candle from dynamite. Graduate high school people!

maja2 maja2
Sep '18

Pot smoking lobsters!!??

They do have those built in roach clips though.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/09/18/maine-restaurant-to-get-lobsters-high-off-marijuana-smoke-before-killing-them-it-is-more-humane.html


Wow. a 3 week high for "Roscoe", then he got to be set free. Awesome for him apparently. Aside from her one-time experiment, she's only a Licensed Marijuana Therapist for humans. She doesn't mention having sourced any data from any studies (and you know with government grants someone has to have thought of and done this) to prove that crustaceans, most significantly lobsters, experience the same or greater effects of THC on their nervous systems, etc.

Without actual scientific data behind it, I think it seems more like a "feel good" measure to assuage her "guilt" at killing them. Now what about all those crabs??? Better start getting them high too.


I’m not even going to bother looking it up but crabs n lobsters don’t have lungs or blood like mammals so how does the smoke get into thier body? Like a meat smoker? Thats alot of weed.


Talk about a flying squirrel!

All passengers had to deplane because a woman brought her emotional support squirrel on a plane. Where does it end?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2018/10/10/woman-brought-her-emotional-support-squirrel-plane-frontier-wouldnt-let-it-fly/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.99a36cd33c52

Calico696 Calico696
October 10th

Well gosh, golly & gee whiz Calico! That idea is pretty old. I mean Bullwinkle never travelled anywhere without Rockie ;-D


The best one is the squirrels for shoes comment:

https://brobible.com/culture/article/barefoot-runner-roasted-internet-facebook-group/

Roywhite Roywhite
October 10th

Pooper Super comes clean... blames Runner's Diarrhea.

https://www.lehighvalleylive.com/news/index.ssf/2018/10/ex-superintendent_pleads_guilt.html


Football players suspended for running naked with oreos in their butt cracks!

https://fox2now.com/2018/12/03/high-school-football-players-suspended-for-running-naked-with-oreos-wedged-in-buttocks/

Calico696 Calico696
1 week ago

Why is this in News of the Weird? Who hasn't done THAT?

ianimal ianimal
1 week ago

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