Friday Funnies, 2019

Friday Funnies, 2019

Looking for a hotel room

4catmom 4catmom
Feb '19

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Wedding RSVP

auntiel auntiel
Feb '19

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Did my own taxes


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Sniff Her Goodnight?


^Choose wisely, lol.

One of my male GSDs made that mistake with my female Rottie. He got the shock of his life when she punched him with both front paws, knocking him back three feet!

Courtney1
February 22nd

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‘Do you think I’m stupid? I’m not going to Vietnam?’


Here is a charming amusing short film ( 17 minutes ) with Brent Sexton whom I don't know much about and Judy Greer whom I remember as the secretary on the TV series Arrested Development. enjoy

Full Disclosure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFXKcNMCRTM


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KFC Chicken

Lamppost Lamppost
March 1st

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“I was in Moscow and I was in Russia and they treated me so fantastically. I met so many incredible people.”

Roywhite Roywhite
March 8th

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I'm confused

Lamppost Lamppost
March 8th

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truthy

4catmom 4catmom
March 10th

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tis Friday


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Tis the season.

auntiel auntiel
March 15th

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LgXXC7OTD3g

Steven Seagal parody Sheep Impact starring Steven Seagal


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Bureau of Missing Persons

Lamppost Lamppost
April 5th

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Italion Sub

Lamppost Lamppost
3 weeks ago

“...now we have to get down because this was a coup...”

Roywhite Roywhite
3 weeks ago

I hate when a couple argues in public and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.

Lamppost Lamppost
3 weeks ago

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Maybe he will play a little diddy. :)


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Friday Funny


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Always make sure your loved ones are buckled up.

Lamppost Lamppost
1 week ago

OK, this is for my Dad and after many years, thanks to the internet I found it ---- and now you can share my pain, but, of course, you really need to hear it. Think showtune.

From Benny Bell (Samburg)…..perhaps....it's a song verse (of course). Probably best left unsaid in the me-too error; but WTF.....it's Friday and I wouldn't care on a Sunday.....But if offended, I will apologize profusely and with great vigor!

We'll stroll again into the park
And goose the statues in the dark
If Joan of Arc can take it why can't you?
Buffalo Bill next time I pass
I'll stick my finger in his......eye :-) (that :>) is not me!!! but the dots are)
If Buffalo Bill can take it why can't you?

strangerdanger strangerdanger
1 week ago

Someone posted on the Internet Cooking Club that they just baked some "synonym" buns.
Someone else replied: " Are these like the ones your "grammar" used to make?"


lol joyful

4catmom 4catmom
1 week ago

"We strolled again into the park
And goosed the statues in the dark
If Robin Hood can take it why can't you?
Sitting Bull he didn't grin
When I hung whiskers on his chin
If Sitting Bull can take it why can't you?"

strangerdanger strangerdanger
1 week ago

If showing up in a bathrobe with a box of wine and a tiara is wrong, then maybe I don't understand how casual Friday works.

Lamppost Lamppost
1 week ago

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life."
But John came fifth, and won a toaster


What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey!


One more.

You know what they say about cliffhangers.....


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Getting to know a girl in 2019

Lamppost Lamppost
1 week ago

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dining out?

4catmom 4catmom
1 week ago

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Good Mother

Lamppost Lamppost
1 week ago

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Mom, did you want a daughter or a son?

Lamppost Lamppost
1 week ago

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It could happen

4catmom 4catmom
1 week ago

LOL 4catmom, I’m sure it has already happened..

Positive Positive
1 week ago

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Friday Funnies


A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.

"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between 15 and 20 million dollars ... and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.”

Lamppost Lamppost
6 days ago

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