Friday Funnies, 2019
^Choose wisely, lol.
One of my male GSDs made that mistake with my female Rottie. He got the shock of his life when she punched him with both front paws, knocking him back three feet!
Here is a charming amusing short film ( 17 minutes ) with Brent Sexton whom I don't know much about and Judy Greer whom I remember as the secretary on the TV series Arrested Development. enjoy
“I was in Moscow and I was in Russia and they treated me so fantastically. I met so many incredible people.”
Steven Seagal parody Sheep Impact starring Steven Seagal
I hate when a couple argues in public and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
OK, this is for my Dad and after many years, thanks to the internet I found it ---- and now you can share my pain, but, of course, you really need to hear it. Think showtune.
From Benny Bell (Samburg)…..perhaps....it's a song verse (of course). Probably best left unsaid in the me-too error; but WTF.....it's Friday and I wouldn't care on a Sunday.....But if offended, I will apologize profusely and with great vigor!
We'll stroll again into the park
And goose the statues in the dark
If Joan of Arc can take it why can't you?
Buffalo Bill next time I pass
I'll stick my finger in his......eye :-) (that :>) is not me!!! but the dots are)
If Buffalo Bill can take it why can't you?
Someone posted on the Internet Cooking Club that they just baked some "synonym" buns.
Someone else replied: " Are these like the ones your "grammar" used to make?"
"We strolled again into the park
And goosed the statues in the dark
If Robin Hood can take it why can't you?
Sitting Bull he didn't grin
When I hung whiskers on his chin
If Sitting Bull can take it why can't you?"
If showing up in a bathrobe with a box of wine and a tiara is wrong, then maybe I don't understand how casual Friday works.
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life."
But John came fifth, and won a toaster
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.
"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between 15 and 20 million dollars ... and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.”
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