Man Mugged by a Bear Who Wanted His Sandwich....
Sounds like the bear had good taste! :-)
http://www.northjersey.com/news/aroundnj/NJ_man_says_bear_mugged_him_for_sandwich.html
Calico696 
Gotta love the DEP response. It was an "incident", not an attack. If the guy would have hit the bear first he would be in jail on attempted muder charges.
I have two in my back yard. I enjoy looking at them, but I can't wait until we get to wrestle.
Jeff b
Deadhead Hands up buddy, and give me the f 'n sandwich. All of it, bread too, if you got any cheese in your pockets empty that also. Now turn around, get down on the ground Punk count to 100 and don't make a move until you get to 100, and if you tell the cops, I'll be back with my boys Smokey, Yogi, Paddington, Fozzi, Teddy and Winnie, and you'll be sorry you ratted us out
ianimal We've got better than a sketch Clyde, here's a photo:
http://homerderby.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cubbie-and-goat-snuggies-crawl.jpg
Note the snuggie.
The bear's wife, Billy Jean Goat-Gruff, is wanted in a series of curds and whey heists where she has been quoted as saying "Do these look like bumpits to you little Miss Tuffet up her butt?? Now hand over breakfast!"
GC No. But jrsemom's son will be very proud of me since I did buy a whole bunch of parsley at the market today... ;-)
GC, he'd make you share it with him if we didn't already have it growing in our garden.
jrsemom jresemom - Gotta lay off those snuggies there, see what it's doing to your kids? Ready to commit violence over herbs!
The funny thing is he is the only one that uses the snuggie. Maybe I should get him some help now before it is too late. lol
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