Man Mugged by a Bear Who Wanted His Sandwich....

Sounds like the bear had good taste! :-)

http://www.northjersey.com/news/aroundnj/...r_sandwich.html

Calico696

Message Calico696

Jul '09

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Gotta love the DEP response. It was an "incident", not an attack. If the guy would have hit the bear first he would be in jail on attempted muder charges.

I have two in my back yard. I enjoy looking at them, but I can't wait until we get to wrestle.

John K

Message John K

Jul '09

What a dick. The bear didnt even finish the sandwhich!

Jeff b
Jul '09

He must be a meatitarian (it's a life choice).

John K

Message John K

Jul '09

booboo just wants his sandwich

Deadhead

Message Deadhead

Jul '09

Hands up buddy, and give me the f 'n sandwich. All of it, bread too, if you got any cheese in your pockets empty that also. Now turn around, get down on the ground Punk count to 100 and don't make a move until you get to 100, and if you tell the cops, I'll be back with my boys Smokey, Yogi, Paddington, Fozzi, Teddy and Winnie, and you'll be sorry you ratted us out

Clyde Potts
Jul '09

No self-respecting bear from Jersey eats tomatoes out of season...

ianimal

Message ianimal

Jul '09

You guys are to funny.....

city chick
Jul '09

Is there a Police drawing? lol

Clyde Potts
Jul '09

LMAO you guys are too funny!!!

chrisb
Jul '09

We've got better than a sketch Clyde, here's a photo:

http://homerderby.com/wp-content/upl...ggies-crawl.jpg

Note the snuggie.

The bear's wife, Billy Jean Goat-Gruff, is wanted in a series of curds and whey heists where she has been quoted as saying "Do these look like bumpits to you little Miss Tuffet up her butt?? Now hand over breakfast!"

GC

Message GC

Jul '09

GC: Have you been getting into Tigger's catnip? :)

cbel
Jul '09

No. But jrsemom's son will be very proud of me since I did buy a whole bunch of parsley at the market today... ;-)

GC

Message GC

Jul '09

OK, I was just checking.

cbel
Jul '09

GC, he'd make you share it with him if we didn't already have it growing in our garden.

jrsemom

Message jrsemom

Jul '09

jresemom - Gotta lay off those snuggies there, see what it's doing to your kids? Ready to commit violence over herbs!

GC

Message GC

Jul '09

The funny thing is he is the only one that uses the snuggie. Maybe I should get him some help now before it is too late. lol

jrsemom

Message jrsemom

Jul '09

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